After hearing Molly, 6, and Zoe, 4, singing every single word to the song ”Good For You” by Selena Gomez this afternoon, I decided it was high -time to time to teach them some real lyrics.
Just give Ms. Gomez 5 more years, two kids and a few more inches to her hips – her sultry song might sound a little more like this…
“Good For Me”
(feat. ValleyMom)
I ate all 14 carrots
Doing it up this hamburger casserole, mhm
Now you say I gotta touch .. you
I’m so tired, so tired
I just wanna make you leave me alone
So don’t, so don’t.
Gonna wear those sweats I like, skin-tight
Do my mom bun up real, real nice
And syncopate my tired feet to some cozy slippers
‘Cause I’m too tired to look good for you, good for you, uh-huh
I just wanna look good for me, not good for you, uh-huh
Let me show you how proud I am to be yours
Leave all the kids toys mess on the floor
And still look good for me, good for you, uh-huh
I’m in my Costco yoga pants
I’m a Costco member
Could even make that Lulu Lemon jealous, mhm
You say nag you too hard
Too bad, too bad
Make you always wanna leave
So what, so what
Gonna wear those sweats I like, skin-tight
Do my mom bun up real, real nice
And syncopate my lips this here wine glass
‘Cause I just wanna look good for me, not good for you, uh-huh
I just wanna look good for me, not good for you, uh-huh
Let me show you how proud I am to be yours
Leave our kids’ mess on the floor
And still look good for me, not good for you,
Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah…
Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah, mhm…
Trust me, I can take you there
Trust me, I’m way too tired to take you there
Trust me, I, trust me, I, trust me, I
One Comment
Samantha
March 19, 2016 at 8:42 amLol this is great!